Violet Gustafson is fed up with her mother's loser boyfriends. She and her best friend, Phoebe, choose the perfect man: George Clooney.
They write him letters that his office returns. They spy on her mom's current loser, Dudley Wiener. He has some terrible secret that they're trying to figure out.
Violet also lashes out against her little half-sisters, steals a golf cart and crashes it into George Clooney's car.
Everyone finds happiness in the end, and it's a fun ride getting there.
I really saw myself in this book. Violet was a lot like I was in 7th grade. It was almost creepy.